Living just east of Crazy

Really Dumb product Warning labels

Written By: Eddie Snipes - Jun• 09•10

1. Do not allow children to play in dishwasher.

2. On a carpenter’s electric drill: “This product is not intended for use as a dentist drill!”

3. On a baby stroller: “Remove child before folding.”

4. On a handheld massager: “Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.”

5. On a laser print cartridge: “Do not eat.”

6. On a household iron: “Never iron clothes while they are on your body.”

7. On a fireplace log: “Caution, risk of fire.”

8. On children’s cough medicine: “Do not drive car or operate machinery.”

9. On package of peanuts: “Warning, contains nuts.”

10. On a chain saw: “Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.”

12. On new camera: “This camera only works when there is film inside.”

13. On can of self-defense pepper spray: “Warning do not spray at people.”

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  1. Peggy Blann Phifer says:

    Aren't they absurd? I love the one where there's a sweepstakes offeren on a box of crackers, cereal or package of chips: "No purchase necessary. Details inside."

  2. Eddie Snipes says:

    lol. I've often wondered about that too. Maybe they are giving permission to open the box in the store 🙂

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