Here is a list of funny song titles from bands and singers. There were a lot more funny ones, but I couldn’t find where they were actual songs. These all have bands associated with the titles. Feel free to share your own J

 

·         Don’t Eat Stuff Off The Sidewalk – The Cramps

·         My Brain Is Like A Sieve – Thomas Dolby

·         Barnyards In Orbit, Perry Kingsley

·         Multi-Family Garage Sale, Land Of The Loops

·         Don’t Eat The Yellow Snow, Frank Zappa

·         Spinal Meningitis Got Me Down (Ween)

·         My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama – Frank Zappa

·         The Homecoming Queen’s Got A Gun – Julie Brown

·         Careful With That Axe – Eugene

·         She Never Told Me She Was A Mime – Weird Al

·         One Angry Dwarf And 200 Solemn Faces (Ben Folds Five)

·         Billy Broke My Heart At Walgreens And I Cried All The Way To Sears – Ruby Wright

·         She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy – Kenney Chesney

·         The Cactus Where Your Heart Should Be – Magnetic Fields

·         Nice Weather For Ducks – Lemon Jelly

·         Teeth In The Grass – Iron And Wine

·         A Song For The Deaf – Queens Of The Stone Age

·         Hast Thou Considered The Tetrapod? (The Mountaingoats)

·         My Girl Bill (Jim Stafford)

·         Dance On A Volcano (Genesis)

·         I Not Crazy Am You Are – Ling Tosite Sigure

·         Curly Teeth- Micachu

·         Hairspray Suppository – The Locust

·         If My Nose Was Runnin’ Money, I’d Blow It All On You – Mike Snider

·         Is It Progression If A Cannibal Uses A Fork? By Chiodos

·         Not Drowning, Waving – Violent Moodswings

·         Break Like The Wind By Spinal Tap

·         How Can I Miss You When You Won’t Go Away By Dan Hicks

·         Many Pieces Of Large Fuzzy Mammals Gathered Together At A Rave And Grooving On A Brick By Astro-Man

·         How Could You Believe Me When I Said I Loved You When You Know I’ve Been A Liar All My Life From The Movie Royal Wedding

·         My Best Friend Run Off With My Wife And I Miss Him By Gene Scruggs

·         Catfish Boogie By Tennessee Ernie Ford

·         I Fought Piranhas By White Stripes

·         The Anaheim, Azuza And Cucamunga Sewing Circle, Book Review And Timing Association By Jan & Dean

·         Plexiglass Toilet – Styx

·         If I Didn’t Have A Goiter – Johnny Socko

·         You Can’t Roller Skate Through A Buffalo Herd – Roger Miller

·         May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose – Little Jimmy Dickens

·         You’re The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly – Lorretta Lynn & Conway Twitty

·         Hot As A Docker’s Armpit – Budgie

·         Did I Shave My Legs For This? – Deana Carter

·         Can Blue Men Sing The Whites? – Bonzo Dog Band

·         I’m So Miserable Without You It’s Almost Like Having You Here – Stephen Bishop

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