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Funny Song Titles from Actual Bands

Written By: Eddie Snipes - Mar• 05•13

Here is a list of funny song titles from bands and singers. There were a lot more funny ones, but I couldn’t find where they were actual songs. These all have bands associated with the titles. Feel free to share your own J


·         Don’t Eat Stuff Off The Sidewalk – The Cramps

·         My Brain Is Like A Sieve – Thomas Dolby

·         Barnyards In Orbit, Perry Kingsley

·         Multi-Family Garage Sale, Land Of The Loops

·         Don’t Eat The Yellow Snow, Frank Zappa

·         Spinal Meningitis Got Me Down (Ween)

·         My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama – Frank Zappa

·         The Homecoming Queen’s Got A Gun – Julie Brown

·         Careful With That Axe – Eugene

·         She Never Told Me She Was A Mime – Weird Al

·         One Angry Dwarf And 200 Solemn Faces (Ben Folds Five)

·         Billy Broke My Heart At Walgreens And I Cried All The Way To Sears – Ruby Wright

·         She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy – Kenney Chesney

·         The Cactus Where Your Heart Should Be – Magnetic Fields

·         Nice Weather For Ducks – Lemon Jelly

·         Teeth In The Grass – Iron And Wine

·         A Song For The Deaf – Queens Of The Stone Age

·         Hast Thou Considered The Tetrapod? (The Mountaingoats)

·         My Girl Bill (Jim Stafford)

·         Dance On A Volcano (Genesis)

·         I Not Crazy Am You Are – Ling Tosite Sigure

·         Curly Teeth- Micachu

·         Hairspray Suppository – The Locust

·         If My Nose Was Runnin’ Money, I’d Blow It All On You – Mike Snider

·         Is It Progression If A Cannibal Uses A Fork? By Chiodos

·         Not Drowning, Waving – Violent Moodswings

·         Break Like The Wind By Spinal Tap

·         How Can I Miss You When You Won’t Go Away By Dan Hicks

·         Many Pieces Of Large Fuzzy Mammals Gathered Together At A Rave And Grooving On A Brick By Astro-Man

·         How Could You Believe Me When I Said I Loved You When You Know I’ve Been A Liar All My Life From The Movie Royal Wedding

·         My Best Friend Run Off With My Wife And I Miss Him By Gene Scruggs

·         Catfish Boogie By Tennessee Ernie Ford

·         I Fought Piranhas By White Stripes

·         The Anaheim, Azuza And Cucamunga Sewing Circle, Book Review And Timing Association By Jan & Dean

·         Plexiglass Toilet – Styx

·         If I Didn’t Have A Goiter – Johnny Socko

·         You Can’t Roller Skate Through A Buffalo Herd – Roger Miller

·         May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose – Little Jimmy Dickens

·         You’re The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly – Lorretta Lynn & Conway Twitty

·         Hot As A Docker’s Armpit – Budgie

·         Did I Shave My Legs For This? – Deana Carter

·         Can Blue Men Sing The Whites? – Bonzo Dog Band

·         I’m So Miserable Without You It’s Almost Like Having You Here – Stephen Bishop

Eddie Snipes 2013
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  1. Are you serious? Who listens to–and buys–this stuff???

  2. Jolta Abers says:

    Dude, you do know that the song name is ‘Carefull with that axe, Eugene’. And the artist is Pink Floyd? it’s not Carefull with that axe by Eugene…

  3. Eddie Snipes says:

    Close enough 🙂

  4. lujane says:

    ‘our lawyer made us change the name of this song’ by fallout boy could be on this list

    • Brooke says:

      Seriously, you could make this list using only Fall Out Boy and Panic! at the Disco songs.


        My favorite is “I Slept With A Fall Out Boy Member And All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me”

  5. Majit Laredo says:

    “My Daddy’s Not My Daddy Anymore” – Tom Coolidge

  6. Kenneth Gibbons says:

    All Great! How about Every Time You Go Outside I Hope It Rains…The Burch Sisters

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