1. A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99 percent of Politicians give the rest a bad name. 5. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 6. He who laughs last, [...]

1. It is only those who never do anything who never make mistakes. 2. Wise men listen to wise counsel. Fools won’t take it. 3. Many complain of their looks, but none of their brains. 4. If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. 5. Three may keep a secret, if two of them are [...]

1. War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left. 2. A man who lives in glass house should change clothes in the basement. 3. A man who scratches his feet should not bite his fingernails. 4. A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead. 5. You can lead a [...]